do you ever just refuse to go to bed because that means tomorrow is going to happen
- me at school: omg when i get home i've got to do loads of shit like finish that project and read that book omg i need to review for that test too omg so much to do
- me at home:
are you the SAT because i’d do you for 3 hours and 45 minutes
with a ten minute break halfway through for snacks
That’s the most reasonable pick up line I’ve ever heard. You’re hired.
when u accidentally hurt ur friends feelings and they insist that its fine but u know it isnt
